Collecting Christmas Cards Gifts

'Global Cards, I must inform you my clients are insisting on royalites this Christmas...'

Angels putting stars on the top of Christmas trees

'You've been doing this at least since my Grandpa was a kid, and still no Nobel Prize?'

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

Happy Valentine's Day

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Cards Galore.

Never date a medical illustrator.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Greeting Cards

'Occassional cards'