Greeting Card Collecting Gifts

'Let's see. I've got three hundred and fifty two, you've got one, which looks suspiciously like your handwriting anyway.'

"Greeting Cards?!!"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Reindeer

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Belated Birthday Cards

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Cards Galore.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Get well. Get down.