Greeting Card Collector Gifts

Greeting cards: Get Well, Get Over It.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

The Grim Reaper picking out a Greeting Card for his next victim

Get well. Get down.

Greeting cards: mother, father, village.

Scratch and Sniff Greeting Cards

"What do you have to comfort somebody who is suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis?"

The carefully chosen Sorry-I-Can't-Pay-My-Gambling-Debt card helped soften the blow.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting Cards.

From us to you...a very merry Christmas.

Happy Christmas - other religious festivals are also available.

Cards: Get WellGet #!!X@!!

High Five!

Greetings!

Bad Memory Cards

Valentine Cards

Rugby Birthday

Limited Edition Cards

Missing You.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'I want a card that says, I had it too, only worse!'

"Every damn year."

'I'm sorry, I should have sent the get well card sooner.'

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

"Talk about micro-marketing. . ."

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Hey y'all.

Undertaker buys Drop Dead greetings cards.

Retirement Cards

'Do you have any that are 'far out'?'

Cards Galore.