"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"
Quirky Greeting Card Collector Gifts
If you’re a fan of quirky greeting cards, you’ll love our selection! From humorous designs to charming messages, these products are ideal for collectors who appreciate creative, eye-catching stationery. Surprise a card enthusiast or add a funky touch to your own collection with our witty and whimsical items, perfect for all occasions and personalities.
"My love for you is bigger than that, Melanie, which is why I'm able to ignore the restraining order."
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
Duck Hunt
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Raincloud Umbrella
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
Cheeze Wiz.
"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."
Best before 65 million BC.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
Missing You.
Ice shelfie.
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
It's great for pulling the birds!
Inflating Boobs.
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
Quirky Greeting Card Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Greeting Card Collector Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for quirky greeting card-inspired designs—bring humor and creativity to your daily coffee routine.
Quirky Greeting Card Collector Pillows
Discover pillows adorned with quirky greeting card art—perfect for adding personality and humor to your living space.
Quirky Greeting Card Collector Prints
Browse our prints collection to find quirky greeting card designs—perfect for adorning your walls with wit and charm.
Quirky Greeting Card Collector T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirt selection featuring quirky greeting card motifs—wear your love for creative, fun designs with pride.