Quirky Postcard Collector Gifts

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Postcards from Tapeworms

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn