Postcard Collector Gifts

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'First past the post?'

'It's a 'wish you were here card' from your money in the Cayman Islands.'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

"It's a postcard. From your grandma. It's like a papery text with a picture on the front."

Grim Reaper: 'Really wish you were here...'

"Care to send a 'Wish you were here' card to friends?"

'I finally saved up enough to send my kid to college. Unless there's another increase in postal rates.'

"Every year, it's the same! This year, if you want to send postcards, you'll have to write them yourself!"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

British weather postcard.

"Oh the irony-- Jess has sent a postcard from the Saudi Desert saying wish you were here."

'It's a postcard from Bruce: He's visiting a 'Banana Republic'...'

Everest: Postcards

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'Can I send this postcard to my wife?' ''Wish you were here'?!'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

Postcards from Heaven...

Postcards from the Edge

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Bella Italia

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

'It's a 'Wish You Were Here' postcard from my husband. He went to Hell.'

Return to Sender

Let's Check In, Shall We?

The devil on vacation

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

'He's sent a postcard, it reads 'Aaaargh... here's me falling off Mount Everest'...'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.