Postcard Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh how SWEET of young Davey!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I love Museum Shops

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"You can always count on me."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Hello from the lakes!

Fine Print Letters

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Travel Scenes

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

'The check is in the mail...'

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'