Postcard Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh how SWEET of young Davey!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I love Museum Shops

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Wish you were steer!

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"You can always count on me."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Sunrise and Sunset

Postcards from Heaven...

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Fine Print Letters

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Hello from the lakes!

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Belated Birthday Cards

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

Travel Scenes

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'