Postcard Aficionados Gifts

Woman holding note reading 'Help, I'm a prisoner in a postcard.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"You can always count on me."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Hello from the lakes!

Fine Print Letters

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Travel Scenes

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

Cold Callers!

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'It's a 'Wish You Were Here' postcard from my husband. He went to Hell.'

The devil on vacation

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"