Postcard Collecting Gifts

Travel Scenes

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

Hello from the lakes!

Wish you were steer!

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

Billy. The Kid.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"The Eggsorcist"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"You can always count on me."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

'The check is in the mail...'