Vintage Postcard Collector Gifts

'You can't eat me, I'm carrying important secret military documents!'

Travel Scenes

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

International Women's Day

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

I love Museum Shops

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Wish you were steer!

"You can always count on me."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

AI

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Hello from the lakes!

"We never talk anymore."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.