Vintage Card Collector Gifts

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"We never talk anymore."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Card shark

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."