Vintage Card Collector Gifts

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"We never talk anymore."

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'