Card Collectors Gifts

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

'A lot of people may have a gold card, but not one that's mad of REAL gold!'

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

The Direct Male Market: Feigned Sincerity Greetings!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"I've written some nice words on this birthday card..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Christmas Hugs

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Occassional cards'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Greeting Cards

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'