Card Collectors Gifts

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

Get Well. Congrats. Graduate. Wedding. It's for a hypochondriac who actually got sick --- Is that "get well" or "congratulations"?

'A lot of people may have a gold card, but not one that's mad of REAL gold!'

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

The Direct Male Market: Feigned Sincerity Greetings!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"I've written some nice words on this birthday card..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Christmas Hugs

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Occassional cards'

Greeting Cards

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Never date a medical illustrator.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'