Card Collection Gifts

A.I. apology cards to humans.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Reindeer

Christmas Hugs

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Worm Bed

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I think I'll raise.'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Magicians monkey.