Collecting Playing Cards Gifts

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"Gin Mummy!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Have you been scratching this?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'