Collecting Unique Cards Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day: "I only have eyes for you."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Occassional cards'

Greeting Cards

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."