"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."
Clever Card Collectors Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the clever card collector in your life? Our collection features witty, charming items that celebrate their passion for collecting and fine-tuned taste. Perfect for those who see collecting as an art form, these gifts add a playful touch to their hobby while showcasing their clever personality.
Thank you bubbles
'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
Santa called but you were out!
Philosopher trading cards.
The Card Flinger
Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'
Card shark
Red Card - Gold Card.
Happy Valentine's Day
'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'
"You have such beautiful eyes."
Business people buying greeting cards.
"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."
Never date a medical illustrator.
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!
'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'
"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."
Greeting Cards
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'
Husband / Wife / On The Side
'Occassional cards'
'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'
Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"
'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'
Who Typexed out the grass?
'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'
Over the Hill Birthday Cards
Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
Clever Card Collectors Gifts Collection
Clever Card Collectors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for clever card collectors—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and personality.
Clever Card Collectors Pillows
Add comfort and personality with pillows inspired by clever card collecting. Great for any hobby enthusiast's cozy corner.
Clever Card Collectors Prints
Discover artistic prints that celebrate the art of card collecting with clever and creative designs to adorn your space.
Clever Card Collectors T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that showcase the clever card collector in style. Fun, witty, and perfect for everyday wear.