Clever Card Collectors Pillows

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Santa called but you were out!

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Greeting Cards

Who Typexed out the grass?

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'