Quirky Card Collectors Pillows

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'Merry Christmas' Cross fairy with tree stuck up bottom

Greeting cards for street crazies.

'This is a unique case... I'm referring you to a quack.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Thank you bubbles

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.