Clever Card Collectors T-Shirts

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

Happy Valentine's Day

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Greeting Cards

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Who Typexed out the grass?

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.