Niche Card Collector Gifts

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Greeting Cards

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Who Typexed out the grass?

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'