Collecting Playing Cards Mugs

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"Gin Mummy!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Have you been scratching this?"

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Happy Valentine's Day

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Greeting Cards

'Occassional cards'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'