Card Collector Mugs

Philosopher trading cards.

Narcissist Cards

Greeting cards: Get Well, Get Over It.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'Pick a card, any card.'

'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'

The Card Flinger

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"You have to put money in the card yourself, sir."

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'This is the fifth 'get well' card this week from your substituting teacher.'

Decline of the Roman Empire.

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'You got two 'Get Well' and one 'Get Off the Furniture'.'

'Sorry — all my money's tied up in Pokemon cards.'

'It's a get well card from the substitute.'

Just a moment, platinum cardholder...your cash is being ironed, folded and perfumed.

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

Greetings cards

'Theories of educational administration cards.'

Get well card for a dog

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "

Greetings cards: 'Hello'.

Faith Based Credit.

Notice: The sentiments of these greetings cards do not represent the sentiments of store management.

Birthday. Friendship. Pick a card, any card.

"Here's my card - please don't ever call me."

Who robs good teams of the well-earned triumph? Who can damage football more than a doping scandal? Who spoils football for millions of fans? Hooligans? No - officious referees!

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'I got a paper cut from one of my get-well cards!'

'I need a card that says 'I'm thinking of you...even though I'm on my way to a 2 weeks vacation in Hawaii.''

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy