Card Collector T-Shirts

Philosopher trading cards.

Narcissist Cards

Greeting cards: Get Well, Get Over It.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'

'Pick a card, any card.'

The Card Flinger

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Business people buying greeting cards.

Decline of the Roman Empire.

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'This is the fifth 'get well' card this week from your substituting teacher.'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

Greetings cards

'You got two 'Get Well' and one 'Get Off the Furniture'.'

'It's a get well card from the substitute.'

'Sorry — all my money's tied up in Pokemon cards.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Just a moment, platinum cardholder...your cash is being ironed, folded and perfumed.

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

"Here's my card - please don't ever call me."

"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "

Greetings cards: 'Hello'.

'Theories of educational administration cards.'

'I got a paper cut from one of my get-well cards!'

'These are our best sellers.'

Get well card for a dog

Notice: The sentiments of these greetings cards do not represent the sentiments of store management.

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

Faith Based Credit.

'I need a card that says 'I'm thinking of you...even though I'm on my way to a 2 weeks vacation in Hawaii.''

Who robs good teams of the well-earned triumph? Who can damage football more than a doping scandal? Who spoils football for millions of fans? Hooligans? No - officious referees!

'I need a card that says, "We've been through a lot together." I'm a realtor.'