Occasion Card Collector T-Shirts

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Over-reaction Man.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Greeting Cards

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Cards Galore.