Occasion Card Collector Gifts

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Over-reaction Man.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Occassional cards'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)