Playing Cards Gifts

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Putting it Mildly...

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.

'Only one card to go.'

I think we can separate you.

Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.

'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news. My training instructs me to always split eights.'

A parley with the card-sharpers

Snakes Playing Poker...

Diamond Geezer.

Woman asking if man loves her, and asking for a diamond, Man fishes around in pockets and pulls out a pack of cards

'Must we have this every time you play 'Happy Families'?'

Chewing Kid Out About Playing Poker At School.

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'This town was built from the losses of thousands of suckers, Billy. Fortunately for us, we know what we're doing.'

Signs You Play Too Much Texas Hold 'Em

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

"Kid awake in number 5."

An Ace of Hearts going in for a check-up.

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

Rodin's Card School

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

Happy Families - Mr Duff The Dentist

It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.

'I'll see you a bone and raise you a can of dog food.'

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Playing cards.

"She's definitely had work done."

"I've just bought an ENORMOUS pack of cards.!."

Queen of Clubs

Queen of diamonds