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Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'I fold!'

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"One no-trump. Oh, please, God, no Trump."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Hit me.

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'How about a game of cards?'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

"Right now all my money is in poker."

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

"Must you make such a big deal of this?"

"Oh for heaven's sake, Charlie, just let them have the bid!"

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'I'd say the odds of your full recovery are good -- of course, I liked my pocket sevens last night, too.'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'