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Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'I fold!'

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"One no-trump. Oh, please, God, no Trump."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Hit me.

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Betting With Cow Chips.

'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'

'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

Laundry Poker.

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

"Must you make such a big deal of this?"

'Athletes play sports. Poker is a sport. I play poker. I am an athlete!'

'I'd say the odds of your full recovery are good -- of course, I liked my pocket sevens last night, too.'

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

'So, which way up do the cards go?'