Card Gaming Gifts

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

Funky Facts: Football.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Peel poker.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Cheating Death.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Stag poker"

"Better luck next time, kid."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,