Card Gaming Pillows

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Funky Facts: Football.

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'How about a game of cards?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Cheating Death.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Playing cards.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."