Playing Cards Pillows

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Great poker faces.'

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Putting it Mildly...

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.

'Only one card to go.'

I think we can separate you.

Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news. My training instructs me to always split eights.'

A parley with the card-sharpers

Snakes Playing Poker...

Diamond Geezer.

Woman asking if man loves her, and asking for a diamond, Man fishes around in pockets and pulls out a pack of cards

'Must we have this every time you play 'Happy Families'?'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'This town was built from the losses of thousands of suckers, Billy. Fortunately for us, we know what we're doing.'

Chewing Kid Out About Playing Poker At School.

Signs You Play Too Much Texas Hold 'Em

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

Playing cards

"For my birthday I asked my husband for something with diamonds... He bought me a pack of cards..!"

Ship Captain Playing Cards

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

'I'll see you a bone and raise you a can of dog food.'

It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.

Happy Families - Mr Duff The Dentist

Rodin's Card School

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

An Ace of Hearts going in for a check-up.

"Kid awake in number 5."

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"