Nostalgic Card Collectors Gifts

'You can't tempt today's brats with yesterday's old fashioned football trading cards!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Jack in the Box

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Christmas Hugs

Old Book Smell

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Red Card - Gold Card.

Islington Angels.

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

'Occassional cards'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'