Postcard Aficionado Gifts

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"You can always count on me."

Sunrise and Sunset

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Fine Print Letters

Hello from the lakes!

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Travel Scenes

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....