Postage Aficionado Gifts

Mail and Fee Mail

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Airmail box.

Racers' Gate.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Post Office Worker.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"