Postal Aficionado Gifts

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."

'You say that the letter is too heavy and needs extra stamps? Surely that will make it even heavier?'

'The U.S. postal service is in danger of going away!'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Royal Mail Privatisation

US Postal Service.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Are forever stamps ok?"

"I still like getting snail mail except for the slime!"

"The main difference is that if you mail it first class. . . we actually deliver it!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Postman in the Snow

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."