Postal Aficionado Gifts

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."

'You say that the letter is too heavy and needs extra stamps? Surely that will make it even heavier?'

'The U.S. postal service is in danger of going away!'

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Royal Mail Privatisation

US Postal Service.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Are forever stamps ok?"

"I still like getting snail mail except for the slime!"

"The main difference is that if you mail it first class. . . we actually deliver it!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Postman in the Snow

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Postman delivering post

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'