Postal Service Aficionado Gifts

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

Racers' Gate.

'Have you NEVER wondered why the company is losing money, Hawkins?'

Letters in post-box with sign 'you are here'.

U.S. MAIL, 'Those sailors with a girl in every port make me laugh -- Why I've got fifty widows on my route!'

'You're as good as new... so I'll see you next for your 1,000 mile checkup.'

"You're fired!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

You've Got Mail

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.