Postal Service Aficionado Gifts

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

Racers' Gate.

'Have you NEVER wondered why the company is losing money, Hawkins?'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Letters in post-box with sign 'you are here'.

U.S. MAIL, 'Those sailors with a girl in every port make me laugh -- Why I've got fifty widows on my route!'

'You're as good as new... so I'll see you next for your 1,000 mile checkup.'

Beware Dog Breath

Bull mailman sees red flags

"You're fired!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"There's the mailman!"

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Royal Mail Privatisation

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

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