Postal Services Enthusiast Gifts

If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"There's the mailman!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Envelopes.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'