Postal Service Buff Gifts

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

'I remember when it used to take three weeks to send a message across the country by pigeon... nowadays you put the pigeon in the mail, and it gets there the very next day.'

'What ever happened to 'neither snow nor rain nor dark of night'?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Junk Mail

Bunny express,

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

Post early for Christmas 2010.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Recycling Post.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Racers' Gate.