Postal System Buff Gifts

'We still get a second post - we're just not sure what's happened to the first one.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

Junk Mail

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Recycling Post.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.