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Post early for Christmas 2010.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

survival of the fittest

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"Delivery."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Crazy Ideas

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

Racers' Gate.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'