Postal Service Lover Gifts

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Post early for Christmas 2010.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Racers' Gate.

Airmail box.

US POSTAL SERVICE

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"