Postage Lover Gifts

Stamp Collecting

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Grrrr....'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Literary rain

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

You've Got Mail

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

In 5 Years...

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'It's unto thee.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."