Postbox Lover Gifts

'Come off there Brian! You look such a cliche!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Fine Print Letters

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

In 5 Years...

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Post Office Worker.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Pirate Mail.

Racers' Gate.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."