Postbox Lover Gifts

'Come off there Brian! You look such a cliche!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Fine Print Letters

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Time-of-the-month club.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

In 5 Years...

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Post Office Worker.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Racers' Gate.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Pirate Mail.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.