Postal System Buff Pillows

'We still get a second post - we're just not sure what's happened to the first one.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Junk Mail

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Recycling Post.

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Racers' Gate.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.