Mail Buff Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Herman Mankiewicz

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

No-Work Orange

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Stand-up Romcom

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'There's nothing on.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Time Machine Collision

Candid Camera store.

The star hunters

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."