Mail Buff Pillows

'Okay, we delivered your letter late, but look at the neat Elvis stamp on it!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They grow up so fast."

Benedict Cumberbatch

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

If nobody had invented graphics

Stand-up Romcom

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'There's nothing on.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The star hunters

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Candid Camera store.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Reese Witherspoon

Time Machine Collision

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."