Info Buff Pillows

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Cut!

Stand-up Romcom

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Before the Internet

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'There's nothing on.'

Time Machine Collision

The star hunters

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.