Biblio Buff Pillows

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'Yes, all at once!'

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

Myths and legends...

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Shakespeare Street

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

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