Biography Buff Pillows

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

Well, we didn't get complete access to Sir Elton but we did interview someone who's cousin went to one of his concerts.

At lunch with my unauthorized biographer.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Books: Biographies (The inside story). Nature (The outside story).

Vanity Publishing.

Celebrity Books.

Penguin read a 'Who's Who'.

Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, is about to give John McCain heartburn. Palin is seeking revenge.

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

My Biography - Modern Memorial

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

"This journey wasn't necessary."

"This one is for selling video game rights for my life story."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Fiction/Political Biographies (partly fiction).

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author