Biography Buff Gifts

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

Well, we didn't get complete access to Sir Elton but we did interview someone who's cousin went to one of his concerts.

At lunch with my unauthorized biographer.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Books: Biographies (The inside story). Nature (The outside story).

Vanity Publishing.

Celebrity Books.

Penguin read a 'Who's Who'.

Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, is about to give John McCain heartburn. Palin is seeking revenge.

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

My Biography - Modern Memorial

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

"This journey wasn't necessary."

"This one is for selling video game rights for my life story."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Fiction/Political Biographies (partly fiction).

Books. Information. Can you pick out a good biography for me to read? Let me get this straight, you want me to "Get a Life" for you?

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine