Literary Buff Pillows

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

The Love Song Of J. Alfred Crew

"Don't make eye contact..."

Big deal - a guy writes a couple of plays, and suddenly he thinks he's the spokesman for his generation.

William Shakespeare

Oliver plucks up spirit

Coming-of-age novels

Shakespeare in the clink

Dinner Party Conversation

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Nice to meet you. Say....don't I know you from somewhere?"

Quilps Wharf

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Shakespeare's Brain

Alice Through The Looking Glass - Alice Lifts the King.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here.

Franz Kafka

Christopher Fry.

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Oh my god - it's Captain Rehab!"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"There he goes – my great white whale."

Anton Chekhov

Books on tape.

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

It's the ghost of Christmas present.

'My collected stories.'

John Arden.

German Expressionist Breakfast

The Bruiser, Charles Churchill.

Horace

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William Somersaults