Miniature Literary Buff Pillows

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Audio Books

'He does lack social skills.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Cheeze Wiz.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Golfing Accident

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Robocop and Juliet.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Wedding disaster #27.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"